Bear Haikus

Haiku’s – Bears

Lions and tigers

And holy shit! Fucking Bears?!

Get me outta here!

You prepared for Bears?

Hope you are carr’ing bear spray.

They are just waking up.

Latin Grizzly Bear:

Ursus Arctos Horrib’lis

Not Ricky Martin.

Latin: Grizzly Bear

Ursus Arctos Horrib’lis

Does that frighten you?

Hey Bear!  Hey Black Bear!

Do you have any cubbies?

Don’t be mad at me.